Big bank heist in Ireland

25 April 2006, 22:34

Excerpted from an article which
appeared in the Dublin Times about
a bank robbery on March 2.

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Once inside the bank shortly after midnight,
their efforts at disabling the security system
got underway immediately. The robbers,
who expected to find one or two large safes
filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
to see hundreds of smaller safes throughout
the bank.

The robbers cracked the first safe's
combination, and inside they found only a
small bowl of vanilla pudding.

As recorded on the bank's audio tape
system, one robber said, "At least we'll
have a bit to eat."

The robbers opened up a second safe,
and it also contained nothing but vanilla
pudding. The process continued until
all safes were opened.

They did not find one pound sterling, a
diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead,
all the safes contained covered bowls
of pudding.

Disappointed, the robbers made a
quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably
full stomach.

The newspaper headline read:

IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING...