Most Famous person
> >
> >
> > One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year-olds,
>"I'll give $2 to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who
>ever lived."
> >
> > An Irish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St.Patrick." The Teacher
>said, "Sorry Sean, that's not correct."
> >
> > Then a Scottish boy put his hand up and said, "It was St. Andrew." The
>teacher replied, "I'm sorry, Hamish, that's not right either."
> >
> > Finally, a Jewish boy raised his hand and said, "It was Jesus Christ."
>The teacher said, "That's absolutely right, Marvin, come up here and I'll
>give you the $2." As the teacher was giving Marvin his money, she said,
>"You know Marvin, since you're Jewish, I was very surprised you said "
>Jesus Christ."
>Marvin replied: "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is
>business."
>

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Oh, that one's just bad.

Same theme, different suspects..

A classroom were asked who was the most successful king to rule Scotland..

A little boy from Edinburgh says George 2nd -

Business is Business

quote:

Marvin replied: "Yeah. In my heart I knew it was Moses, but business is
>business."

One of the best one liners I've heard for a long while.