Sean and Murphy arrived in New York as immigrants.

They wrote letters to their families, and went to the post office to post them.

There was a big poster of a black man displayed for everyone to see.

It says underneath it

WANTED FOR RAPE!

As they walked out, Sean turns to Murphy and says

"These black people get the best jobs!"

They walked down the street, and saw a hot dog vendor.

Murphy says "bloody hell, these Yanks eat DOGS!"

Sean answers him "Stop it! We are going to live here, and we are going to eat what everyone else eats! I will buy us a couple of dogs"

They got their hot dogs, walked to a bench and sat down.

Murphy wasn't so sure about these so called hot dogs, so he opened his and looked.

He turns to Sean and says "Which part of the dog did YOU get?"

only in Dubai...

That's not all! American cuisine is the best in the world (after the Russian, of course).

From all the very fat Russians we see here, I believe you and the Americans are about level with food

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Originally posted by Saeed:
From all the very fat Russians we see here, I believe you and the Americans are about level with food

This is not surprising. A good man should be a big one.