09 August 2017, 22:48
butchlocmy living will
last night my kids and i were sitting in the living room and i said to them;
i never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle;
if that ever happens, just pull the plug
They got up, unplugged the computer and threw out my wine
the little bastards
10 August 2017, 06:46
b78-22250Cut them out of the will.
10 August 2017, 16:32
p dog shooterThe truth makes some of the best jokes.
10 August 2017, 17:12
The DaneOld geezer is at the doctors and gets a new hearing aid.
3 weeks later for the check doc says: Have you told your kids yet?
Geezer: No, but i have changed my will 3 times.
10 August 2017, 19:19
GatogordoWAAAY TOOOO CLOSE TO MY REALITY.
