A guy at work noticed that for a few days now that a freind of his was acting fairly depressed so he walked up to inquire if their was a problem. His friend replied "My wife and I were in the living room the other night, she was watching some love story on the teli and I was reading my book. At the end of the movie she turned to me and said 'how comes we never make love like they do in the movies". I said to myself what the hell, grabbed up my wife, forced her down to her knees for a while, threw her over the back of the couch, tore off her clothes, grabbed her hair and twisted her head so she could watch me jack hammer her from behind. Then I flipped her over and shot a big load on her face. She is really pissed and wants a divorce. Turns out we dont watch the same kind of movies