This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.

It also made me laugh out loud.

This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there. It’s the Bullshit and
Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Now you know why Politicians are where they are!

I’ve never seen a better explanation than this formula..............
how true it is.

Brilliant.

As an engineer I appreciate a little math. This sure explains my career.

Well,I have a sheet metal shop + all of my designs are TOTALLY tied to math.Example #1 as if I needed it.O.K trooper.in one sentence tell me how you can turn an oceatgon or square into a circle.
any size,your call.Sounds easy.Eh?"Try it chaps;us math guys are not all geeks + pocket protecters;some do really know what it takes to make the world go around.

Well, we're still waiting over a month later.

George

quote:

Originally posted by Arniet:
As an engineer I appreciate a little math. This sure explains my career.

A little math is good, now as for Nuclear Physics that gets confusing.

Grizz