Watch for these consolidations in 2006:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R.Grace
Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become:

FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

A&P is in the process of merging with Stop & Shop.
The new compyan will now be known as...


Stop & P

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Originally posted by barefootarkie:
And finally

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang