A man walked into a bar and said to the bartender:
"Give me a shot of that green shit you have over there."
The bartender said: "I don't know about that,sir,its pretty strong."
The man replied: "Good give me 2 shots.I just
found out my older son is gay." The bartender understood and gave the man 2 shots of that green shit.
The next night the same man walked into the bar and said: "Give me 4 shots of that green shit from last night."
The bartender said:" Are you sure about that?" The man said:" Yes,I just found out that my younger son is gay."
The bartender understood and gave him 4 shots of the green shit.
Then the next night the man went back to the bar and aid:" Give me 8 shots of that green shit."
The bartender said:" I don't think I can do that." The man said:"
Please I had a horrible day." The bartender said:" Doesn't anyone in your family eat pussy?"
The man said:" Yeah,my wife."

I love it!!!
Although that might not be such a bad thing!!!
Fordfreak