Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, 'Did you know that a moose has sex 10 to 15 times a night?'



'Ah shit,' says his friend, 'and I just joined the Elks!'

What happened to Linda?

I haven't heard from her for a while.

She kept sending me Obama/DNC e-mails, and the jokes weren't worth it so I put her on ignore.

But I guess we're still related anyway, huh?