> >
> >>SHAKY
"LIL" OLD LADY
> >>
> >>
> >>The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you'll Remember
> >>this lady:
> >>
> >>A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of
> >>a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet
> >>across the store to the counter.
> >>
> >>Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering
> >>she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?"
> >>
> >>The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do
> >>have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."
> >>
> >>The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee,
> >>tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt t twoo inchesss Ththiickk...aaand

> >>rrunns by bbaatteries?
> >>
> >>The clerk responds, "Yes we do."
> >>
> >>She asks: " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe
> >>ssunoooffabbitch oooofffffffffff?