SEX WITH AN OLDER MAN......

When George Burns was 97 years old he was interviewed by Oprah Winfrey.

Oprah asked," Mr. Burns, how do you carry so much energy with you? You are
always working and at your age I think that is remarkable."

Mr. Burns said, "I just take good care of myself and enjoy what I do when I
do it" Oprah said, "I understand you still do the sex thing, even at your
age"

George said, "Of course I still do the sex thing, and I am quite good at
it. Oprah said, "I have never been with an older man, would you do it with
me?"

So they had sex and when they finished Oprah said, "I just don't believe I
have ever been so satisfied, you are a remarkable man." George said, "The
second time is even better than the first time." Oprah said, "You can really

do it again at your age?" George said, "Just let me sleep for 1/2 hour. You
hold my testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and wake

me up in thirty minutes."

When she woke him up, they again had great sex, and Oprah was beside herself

with joy. She said, "Oh Mr. Burns, I am astounded that you could do a repeat
performance and have it be better than the first time.. At your age, Oh My,
Oh My!"

George said that the third time would be even better. "You just hold my
testicles in your left hand and my penis in your right hand and call me in
thirty minutes." Oprah said, "Does me holding you like that kind of recharge

your batteries?"

George said, "No, but the last time I had sex with a black woman she stole
my wallet!"