Reports from Washington state that Capital Hill officials are actively searching for trappers due to a beaver and a coon trying to get in the White House

now that's funny

The last time Hillary went to the OB/GYN he had to have at her with an oyster shucker and a pair of leather gloves

Better bring traps for snakes, weazles and skunks too!

It's a cyclical peak for polecat populations in congress too.