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14 March 2012, 05:33
Brice
The Scottish Lodger
The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
Have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
Of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
Back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
Yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair Department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"


The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
Have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
Of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
Back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
Yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair Department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"


The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
Have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
Of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
Back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
Yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair Department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"


The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
Have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
Of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
Back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
Yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair Department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"


The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
Have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
Of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
Back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
Yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair Department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"


The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
Have a bath, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
Of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
Back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
Yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
Have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
Girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair Department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
Enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"


The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
She could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
have a bathtub, although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front
of the fire.

"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
Filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
See that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband
When he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:

"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
yourself."


So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked:
"Do you shave?"

"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you
have hair?"

"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the
girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very generously indeed.

The girl finished her bath and went to bed.

Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
See it?"

"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."

"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often
enough before."

"I know," he said, "but the dart team hadn't!"
14 March 2012, 23:48
JTEX
It's a little repetative???????


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15 March 2012, 02:45
wasbeeman
Perhaps he stutters?


Aim for the exit hole
15 March 2012, 05:27
Flags
The first one was funny. But by the time I got to the 7th one I couldn't help but notice it was an old joke by then.
15 March 2012, 07:33
Brice
Sorry guys. I have no idea why it repeated like that. I tried to correct it, but no luck. Any advice would be appreciated.
Brice
15 March 2012, 07:42
wasbeeman
delete the whole thing and start over. It's a funny joke.


Aim for the exit hole
15 March 2012, 08:50
Brice
Couldn't agree more: Damn techies!