11 February 2019, 06:39
SaeedThis is utterly bullshit!
A Muslim went up to heaven, as he has been a good boy on earth.
A few weeks after being there, enjoying living in a lovely house, endless food and drink, never having to worry about getting fat, enjoying playing gold, and having a great time.
Except no sex.
So he goes St, Jibril - he is the Muslim equivalent of your St. Peter - and asks for his 72 virgins.
St. Jibril informs him they will be at his heavenly residence in the evening.
He got very excited, and was counting the hours.
Evening comes finding him waiting patiently at home.
Just after sunset, there was a knock on the door.
He ran to open it.
Outside was a line of 72 old, bearded Mullahs.
St. Jibril says "here are your 72 virgins"
11 February 2019, 08:49
NormanConquestTrue,the sex was never specified.RIP Hef,you most likely got more than any of us over the years.You were damn sure exposed.
12 February 2019, 06:44
Grizzly AdamsMy dog, whom we adopted, came with the name Heff. Took quite a while to figure out where that came from.
Grizz