A pastor goes to a nursing home to visit an elderly parishioner. As he
is sitting there, he notices a bowl of peanuts beside her bed and
takes
one.
As they continue their conversation, he can't help himself and eats
one
after another. By the time they are through visiting, the bowl is
empty.
He says, "Mrs. Jones, I'm so sorry, but I seem to have eaten all of
your peanuts."
"That's O.K.," she says "They would have just sat there anyway.
Without
my teeth, all I can do is suck the chocolate off and put 'em back in
the bowl."