Car crash

09 June 2008, 21:52

Montana Maddness

Car crash

Guy rear ends the car infront of him. A midget gets out and walks back to his car. As the guy gets out the midget looks up and says: Man I aint happy! The guy looks down and says: Really which one are you? lol

10 June 2008, 06:33

Mort Canard

...and that's when the fight started! hammering

10 June 2008, 06:46

Norman Conquest

Semi related here + I only mention it because I'm proud of my son.He was one of the first to hit the sand in our current Messapotanium debacle.When he got home (pins in shoulder + all),he went down to the local starbucks coffee shop. While trying to leave on an upward incline,his car rolled back + bumped the guy behind him.One of the nuevo riche in his little BMW convertible.Guy jumps out of his car screaming.My son appologises,sees there is no damage + goes to leave.The guy (unappeased) remarks something along the lines of "sorry's ass,this car is worth more than your life." Then makes the mistake of grabbing his arm.Katy bar the door.My son came around,throat chopped the little bastard over the hood of his car + left the little shit lying in the street.Gave me a warm feeling when I found out about it......I guess this is applicable here,I found it humorous.

10 June 2008, 19:08

Montana Maddness

I like your boy already. We need more men like him in the world.
MM

10 June 2008, 22:49

Bobby Tomek

Norman Conquest wrote: "My son came around,throat chopped the little bastard over the hood of his car + left the little shit lying in the street.Gave me a warm feeling when I found out about it.."

Me, too. If I ever happen across his path, it would be my honor to get him a Starbucks coffee...

11 June 2008, 04:18

dampatents

Don't they have beer in Shiner? Coffee is for those li'l sh!! Bimmer drivers...

Earl

12 June 2008, 09:31

Geedubya

dampatents,

they have damn good beer in Shiner, not only that there is damn good beer brewed at the Spoetzel brewery. Shiner bock, black, blonde and Heffenweisen to mention a few. In fact I'm enjoying a black lager as I post this.
GWB

12 June 2008, 22:41

oopswasthatyourdog?

quote:
Originally posted by Norman Conquest:
Semi related here + I only mention it because I'm proud of my son.He was one of the first to hit the sand in our current Messapotanium debacle.When he got home (pins in shoulder + all),he went down to the local starbucks coffee shop. While trying to leave on an upward incline,his car rolled back + bumped the guy behind him.One of the nuevo riche in his little BMW convertible.Guy jumps out of his car screaming.My son appologises,sees there is no damage + goes to leave.The guy (unappeased) remarks something along the lines of "sorry's ass,this car is worth more than your life." Then makes the mistake of grabbing his arm.Katy bar the door.My son came around,throat chopped the little bastard over the hood of his car + left the little shit lying in the street.Gave me a warm feeling when I found out about it......I guess this is applicable here,I found it humorous.

Shake your sons hand for me..... just be careful of his shoulder.

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13 June 2008, 07:56

mstarling

Enough to give me a very big GRIN! Congratulate your son for his much appreciated service ... and doing the right thing

13 June 2008, 08:45

Norman Conquest

Thank you Amigos for your solid input.One other addendum;when he was coming home on leave via air travel (+ IN UNIFORM) they stopped him + did the security shit because he went off like a geiger counter. A little old lady in line behind him said,"You leave him alone!!" Fat chance,but at least the people are more real than the 'security'.Thanks a million guys,I'm proud of my son + will pass along your responses.