A high school teacher in Kentucky asked her
students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. Molly said, "My
family went to my granddaddy's farm, and we saw all his pet sheep. It
was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
"fascinate." Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to See
Rock City and I was fascinated."

The teacher said, "That was good Sally, but I want the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because he was
noted for his bad language. She finally decided there was no way he
could damage the word "fascinate," so she called on him.

Johnny said, "My cousin has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are
so big, she can only fasten eight."

ROFLMAO!!!!

Little Johnny was sound asleep when he was awakened by a loud thunderstorm. He crept into his parents room for comfort when he saw his dad haveing sex with mom. The next morning he asked his dad why he was hurting mom. Dad replied "John what are you talking about? I would never hurt your mother" Johnny replied "I saw you bouncing on mom and her legs were in the air and she was screaming OH GOD! OH GOD!". Wll Johnny replied dad we were trying to make you a little brother.
When dad returned from work Johnny cornered him in the driveway and told his father that he would have to try makeing him a brother again. "Why is that?" replied his father. "Well when I came home from school the UPS man was eating the one you made last night"