Three tampons were walking down the street.What were they talking about?



Nothing...........they were stuck up bitches.

Just thought of another joke.

An Arab is staggering along in the desert and, of course, dying of thirst. He meets a genie who grants the traditonal three wishes.

First, of course, the Arab asks for water. It is granted. Now that the Arab is beginning to recover he asks for eternal wealth. The wish is granted.

The genie reminds the Arab that he only has one more wish.

The Arab smiles slowly and says:" I want to always be surrounded by beautiful blondes!"

The genie says: So shall it be!"

Poof! The Arab is now a Tampon.