03 September 2011, 01:09
SnapperAre you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Good review.
Subject: Important test
Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?
Here is a little test that will help you decide.
You're walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
and two small children.
Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you...
You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 A CP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:
Democrat's Answer:Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 A CP?
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
This is all so confusing!
............ ......... ......... .......... ......... ......... ........ ......... .
Republican's Answer:
B A NG! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......
Southerner's Answer: B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! BANG! B A NG!
B A NG ! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG!
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG! B A NG!
B A NG!
B A NG!
B A NG!
Click
Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'
'Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!
Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
03 September 2011, 01:59
willlI didn't know 1911s came with twelve round compasity in the south.
Here in the northwest we us 10mm and our wives let us take it to the taxidermist.
03 September 2011, 02:14
Idaho Sharpshooterwilll,
we need to get you to the Para-Ordnance URL and let you look at P-14's like mine. Fifteen rounds of 45acp. Want DA, scroll down to the LDA versions.
10mm fan? Scroll down farther to the P-16. That would be seventeen rounds of 10mm.
Rich
SW Idaho
04 September 2011, 21:26
Cross LAny well brought up Southern girl would know that winchester Silver Tips ARE hollow points.
SSR
05 September 2011, 10:33
willlBoy I think either 15 rounds of 45acp or 17 of 10mm would be perfect
05 September 2011, 13:21
SaeedThat is all wrong!
One between the eyes, and keep the rest of the ammo. Just in case another truck load of his friends are around!
05 September 2011, 21:45
BigNatequote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
That is all wrong!
One between the eyes, and keep the rest of the ammo. Just in case another truck load of his friends are around!
So Saeed is a Republican at Heart!!!
06 September 2011, 19:23
MT GianniCorrect, to shoot more than necessary would imply that fear is a major factor.
10 September 2011, 11:55
guncurtis2quote:
Originally posted by Saeed:
That is all wrong!
One between the eyes, and keep the rest of the ammo. Just in case another truck load of his friends are around!
Amen