Q: How can you tell when your best friend is turning gay?

A: His dick starts to taste like shit.

Then there's the one about the sailor that comes back aboard after shore leave + wakes his buddy + tells him that he has just had his 1st blow job. His buddy says, "Well, that's great. How was it?" The other guy spits + says, "It was awful".

What is so bad about going down on a woman who doesn’t shave?

Picking the pubic hair out of your teeth!

A bunch of gays enjoying a jacuzzi.

Suddenly, a condom floats to the top.

One screamed WHO FARTED?

Bloody hell, you lot are disgusting!

I once said to my boss----There is no such thing as a bad blow job!

He said------Yes there is! WHEN YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT!

Hip

An American man joined an oil rig crew in the desert.

After a few weeks, he asks the fireman what do they do for sex.

Fireman tells him to walk over THAT dune, and he would see a barrel with a hole in it.

Just stick your dick in he told him, and you will get a great blow job.

The man did as was instructed, had a great time.

Next morning he tells the fireman he would do it every day.

Fireman tells every day except Wednesday!

The man asked why not Wednesday.

He was told it is his turn inside the barrel!