13 March 2007, 07:17
ElCaballeroThe Woman at Wal Mart
A very unattractive,loud woman strode through the Wal Mart entrance-two equally loud,yet undisciplined kids in tow.As she was yelling obcenities at them,the greeter fella says"Good morning,ma'am and welcome to Wal Mart!",with a big smile.While the yelling and screaming continued,he went on."Nice kids ya got there.Them both yours?"
"Of course they're both mine, you idiot!"she yelled.
"I see."said the greeter."They twins?"
"Hell no,they ain't twins,ya dammed fool!"the loud ugly woman snorted."This'n here is 7 and this little brat's 9."she replied while yanking the 9 year old's arm.
"Just what the hell'd make you think these jerks're twins?"the old hag yelled-her eyes glaring.
"Well"replied the nice greeter,"I'm just having a really hard time believing you actually got laid twice!"
13 March 2007, 23:39
JarrodYou must have been in one of the Wal-Mart's near here.
31 December 2008, 06:12
Jon BeutlerI just had to dig this one out. I so lived this many times over the last week here in the land of Zion (utah).
BTW: I aint the greeter, just a shopper (like your gonna beleive that)
01 January 2009, 03:47
Alberta Canuckquote:
Originally posted by Jon Beutler:
I just had to dig this one out. I so lived this many times over the last week here in the land of Zion (utah).
BTW: I aint the greeter, just a shopper (like your gonna beleive that)
C'mon now...no-one actually "shops" at WalMart. It's just a traditional, government-promoted, way of sending foreign aid to China and Arkansas

01 January 2009, 06:50
jetdrvrTheir grocery sales are up 50%. A sign of the times.
10 January 2009, 08:28
tnekkccI visited Seafire in Grants Pass. We went to Walmart. All the people were friendly and white.
Being from Seattle, I thought I had gone to heaven.
And in Japan, Denny's is a nice restaurant.