A guy is walking along the street. Suddenly a Voice says in his ear: " Stop! A brick is about to fall off that building." The guy stops in his tracks. A large brick falling from 20 stories above smashes into the sidewalk right in front of him.

The guy continues walking and is about to step off the curb when the same Voice says in his ear: " Stop! A truck is driving out of its lane and out of control and headed for you". The guy stops and a huge semi-trailer brushes the curb. The guy feels the breeze from its passing.

The guy says: " Who are you?"

The Voice replies: " I am your Guardian Angel"

The guy says: " Yeah? Where the hell were you when I went to church to get married?"