The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.

I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, un-zipped my trousers and gave me the most amazing sex ever....

Which is odd because she’s never shown an interest in darts before?
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Well Muzza, you should keep looking for more "flghts".


Keith

The next day says it all. Are you still alive?

You think I posted that while she was peering over my shoulder ???

I dont think so.....