Three friends, one Jewish, one French and one Italian, were having lunch, when they started comparing notes about their wives and sex.

The Jewish man said, 'Last week, my wife and I had great sex.
I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made
passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!'

The Frenchman boasted, 'Last week when my wife and I had sex, I rubbed
her body all over with butter. We then made passionate love and she
screamed for 10 minutes!'

The Italian man said, 'Well, last week my wife and I also had sex. I
rubbed her body all over with olive oil. We made love,
and she screamed for over six hours!'

The other two were stunned. The amazed Frenchman asked,
'What could you have possibly done to make your wife scream for six
hours?'

The Italian said.............

'I wiped my hands on the bedspread!'

I nearly choked on that one.

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