Hung Chow calls his boss one morning and says he can't come to work; " I have pain in stomach, pain in head and pain in legs".

His boss says: "Whenever I have pains like that I go home to my wife and make whoopee. It fixes me real good. You try that!"

A while later, Hung Chow calls in again.

"Hey, boss, I come in to work. You gave great advice! I feel fine now! You have beautiful house!"