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Cop VS. Little Girl

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20 December 2007, 07:29
Mike Brooks
Cop VS. Little Girl
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A City cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him. "Nice bike," the cop said "did Santa bring it to you?" "Yep," the little girl said, "he sure did!" The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.The cop said, "Next year tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it." The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?" "Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop. The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the d!ck goes underneath the horse, not on top."


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Give a man a fish and he eats for a day. Give a man a welfare check, a free cell phone with free monthly minutes, food stamps, section 8 housing, a forty ounce malt liquor, a crack pipe and some Air Jordan's and he votes Democrat for a lifetime.
21 December 2007, 06:27
D Humbarger
Boy do I love that one! Can't wait to tell it. Big Grin



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21 December 2007, 08:34
Doc
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21 December 2007, 09:51
pdpdad
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21 December 2007, 17:22
Shangaan
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