Subject: The right age for cussing Date: Wed, 05 Nov 2003 11:56:59 -0900

A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old were upstairs in their bedroom. "You know
what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing."

The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna say "Hell," and you say
"ass." "OK!" The 4 year old agrees with Enthusiasm.

Their mother walked into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he
wants for breakfast.

"Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios." WHACK! He flies out of
his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs
crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear
every step. The mom locks him in his room & shouts, "You can just stay
there till I let you out!"

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a
stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?"

"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat ass it won't be Cheerios."