The Lexington, Kentucky, Police Department reports finding a man's body in the Kentucky River just west of the Clay's Ferry Bridge. The dead man's name will not be released until his family has been notified.

The victim apparently drowned following excessive beer consumption. He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a pink g-string, a strap-on dildo, purple lipstick, and an Obama t-shirt. He also had a cucumber in his rectum.

The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

Ok that is funny.

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The police removed the Obama t-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

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