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20 May 2007, 09:22
YUMAN
AN OLD ONE BUT FUNNY (HELL)
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Washingtonchemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound"
that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of
course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs
heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas
cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need
to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which
they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we
can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.
Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law
states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the
same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter
Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So
which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen
over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."


"I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. I would remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue."
Barry M Goldwater.
20 May 2007, 11:44
Michael Robinson
Hell may be exothermic, but all women are endothermic. One's calculus must take that into account, or all hell will certainly break loose.

I laughed out loud, BTW. animal


Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
20 May 2007, 14:03
Paul from nz
hahaha thats awesome
20 May 2007, 20:20
two canoes
what the hell does chemistry have to do with going to bed with Teresa.
21 May 2007, 03:49
Brice
Proud University of Washington grad here!
21 May 2007, 11:03
Paul from nz
quote:
Originally posted by two canoes:
what the hell does chemistry have to do with going to bed with Teresa.


its all about chemistry mate....
22 May 2007, 07:00
Gatogordo
quote:
Originally posted by Paul from nz:
quote:
Originally posted by two canoes:
what the hell does chemistry have to do with going to bed with Teresa.


its all about chemistry mate....


Nope, it's physics, if it wasn't for friction, no one would talk to them. Eeker


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04 July 2007, 14:22
Hamish
Gidday Guys,

If it wasn't for friction no-one would talk to them????

You would throw stones at them and they would be piled 10 high at the rubbish dump.

Happy Hiunting

Hamish
05 July 2007, 22:28
Brice
If they didn't f**k, there'd be a bounty on 'em.