17 February 2014, 04:45
Mike MichalskiLab Rats vs. Lawyers
A large research facility is seriously considering switching from lab rats to lawyers for further research projects. The reasons are:
1) Lawyers are more common than rats.
2) Lab personnel have a tendency to befriend rats, that won't happen with lawyers.
3) There are some things that rats simply will not do.
18 February 2014, 08:20
lavacaI am dealing with a case in Wisconsin where my opposing counsel, a self-described "liberal" from Chicago, is proving your point.
18 February 2014, 21:11
Mike MichalskiThe joke came from a friend, Liberal, Democrat, former county prosecutor, lawyer, and currently a judge. But despite these faults, he is a smart, honest, and exemplary human being.