A young black man walked into the local welfare office, marched
straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, I'm lookin' for a job.".
The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just
got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard
for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black
Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the
long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also
be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The
salary package is $200,000 a year.".

The black man said, "Ah c'mon, you're bullshitting me!".

The man behind the counter said, "Well, you started it!".