< Subject: Handgun Vs. Woman


> Ten reasons why a handgun is better than a woman....
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> 10. You can trade an old .44 for two new .22's.
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> 9. You can have a handgun at home and another for the road.
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> 8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will be
> impressed and let you try a few rounds with it.
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> 7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
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> 6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you are out of ammo.
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> 5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
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> 4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.
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> 3. A handgun won't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
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> 2. A handgun does not mind if you go to sleep after you're done using it.
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> AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A WOMAN:
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> 1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun.

#11 YOU CAME LIVE WITHOUT A WOMAN..........