Four old-timers were playing their weekly
game of golf. One remarked how nice it would be to wake up
on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an
argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies
and play a round.



His buddies all chimed in said, "Let's do
it! We'll make it a priority - figure out a way and meet
here early, Christmas morning.



Months later, that special morning arrives,
and there they are on the golf course.

The first guy says, "Boy this
game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife a diamond ring
and she can't take her eyes off it.

The second guy says, "I spent a
ton too. My wife is at home planning the cruise I gave
her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures.
The third guy says "Well my wife
is at home admiring her new car, reading the manual.



They all turned to the last guy in the group
who is staring at them like they have lost their minds.



"I can't believe you all went to
such expense for this golf game.
I slapped my wife on the bum and said, 'Well
babe, Merry Christmas! It's a great morning - golf course
or intercourse?



She said, Don't forget
your hat."

I think I'm married to her twin sister.

Enjoy The Last Round Of Golf!!

If I wanted to swing a stick and cuss a lot I can do that in my own yard and it will cost me nothing.

I'm not a golfer but that was damn funny!
Zeke

For good humor I recommend P.G. Wodehouse's story about the history of goulfe. Ach,aye