Subject: Fw: Living Wills
>
> Ever since the Terry Schiavo debacle there has been an increase
> of living wills from 10,000 a year to 40,000. This is a form for the
> New Living Will.
>
> I think this is the best living will form that I've seen, it's
> easy to understand, and it makes perfect sense as a well. It will help
> cut the paper work.
>
> I, _________________________, being of sound mind and body, do
> not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no
> circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of pinhead
> politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
> depended on it or lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the
> bills. If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at
> least one of the following:
>
> ______a Bloody Mary,
>
> ______a Margarita
>
> ______a Bud Light
>
> ______a Martini
>
> ______a Vodka and Tonic
>
> ______a Hamburger
>
> ______Lobster or crab legs
>
> ______The remote control
>
> ______Chocolate
>
> ______ Ice Cream
> ______Sex
> It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When
> such a
> determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person
> and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and
call it a day.

Many a true word is said in jest. Good one!

Friggin A