LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE
A congressman was seated next to a little girl on the airplane leaving from Atlanta when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger..'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the congressman.'How about global warming or universal health care', and he smiles smugly'

OK,' she said.
'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A
horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes
little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horseproduces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The legislator, visibly surprised
by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no
idea.'To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or universal health care when you don't know shit??

How appropropiate!!!

Can we send this to everyone in congress?

SSR

I can't think of a member of Congress I would trust with a little girl. I am afraid that is what they would get out of it also.