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Serious questions about blondes,brunettes and redheads

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26 April 2006, 01:00
gerrys375
Serious questions about blondes,brunettes and redheads
Q. Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists?

A. The rest are hunt'n peckers.



Q. How does a blonde hold her liquor?

A. By the ears


Q. Why are the coffins of blondes Y -shaped?

A. Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.

Q. What do blondes do for foreplay?

A. Take off their panties


Q. What's the mating call of the blonde?

A. I'm sooo drunk!


Q. What is the brunette's mating call?

A. When is that blonde bitch going to leave?


Q. What is the mating call of the redhead?

A. NEXT!
26 April 2006, 01:41
eyedoc
That's just wrong! clap


We seldom get to choose
But I've seen them go both ways
And I would rather go out in a blaze of glory
Than to slowly rot away!
26 April 2006, 06:47
RJL
animal
26 April 2006, 07:25
Jarrod
jumping


"Science only goes so far then God takes over."
26 April 2006, 10:49
RM007
Bumper sticker on my truck

This truck stops for blondes and brunets--
wil back up 100 yrds for a redhead Cool Cool Cool


Perception is reality
regardless the truth!

Stupid people should not breed

DRSS
NRA Life Member
Owner of USOC Adventure TV
26 April 2006, 11:21
derf
Truth in Advertising, eh RM! Big Grin derf


Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
26 April 2006, 14:48
Sambar 9.3
Redheads! Nooooo!
jumping


Cheers, Dave.

Aut Inveniam Viam aut Faciam.
26 April 2006, 22:57
gerrys375
Eyedoc:

What's "wrong about" it? Smiler I think you should share your experience with blondes,brunettes and redheads with the rest of us! (particularly younger men for whom your insights will be of more than my academic interest!) Smiler If I have my questions wrong, I think you owe it to speak up,man! They already are ahead of us, you know! Every little bit helps! Smiler