13 June 2016, 21:47
butchlocthe red dot
For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a liquor store, a doughnut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with Verizon technical support.
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13 June 2016, 21:58
cal pappasAbsolutely wonderful. And, maybe true?
Cal
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15 June 2016, 17:01
KenscoChange that from "maybe true", to "probably true". Change "Verizon" to "Verizon or AT&T". Otherwise dead on the money.
18 June 2016, 08:41
lavacaSimply horrible. But funny in a politically incorrect sort of way.
27 June 2016, 01:11
DoublessThe way I heard it was "Do you know why some Indian women wear turbans and others have a red dot in their forehead? It is because some are pull start and some are push start."
Probably not very PC, but I thought it was funny!