A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But, officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say" "I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" demanded the officer.

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

I'll bet someone will be out looking for a new job.

Always pays to listen!
But then we wouldn't have the joke!

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Originally posted by TCLouis:
Always pays to listen!
But then we wouldn't have the joke!

Yeah but, how many cops have that attitude ?

Grizz