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22 April 2018, 23:27
carpetman1
Lottery
An 86 year old man bought lottery tickets every week. He'd forget he had them and not even check. His wife found some and checked and he had won 50 Million. She thought if I tell him he might have a heart attack and die. So she called their preacher and told him. The preacher said he'd take him to lunch and break the news gently. They went to lunch and the preacher asked him what would he do with the money if he came into a large sum? The man said well I don't need anything. The preacher said what if it were 50 million? The old man said, don't have any place for it. Guess I'd give it to you and the church. The preacher died of a heart attack.
23 April 2018, 18:52
Grizzly Adams
Nah, he was probably planning on starting his own teleministry. Smiler

Grizz


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24 April 2018, 08:05
NormanConquest
I quit playing the lottery several years ago when a friend of mine from college won the state lottery.I figured the odds were bad enough before,but 2 guys who knew each other winning? Naw.


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