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How to Get a Trophy Wife

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14 April 2018, 20:00
Michael Robinson
How to Get a Trophy Wife
A 70 year old billionaire was getting married to a new trophy wife and threw a big wedding reception.

His friends were quite jealous, and in a quiet moment one of them asked him how he landed such a hot 23 year old beauty as his new wife?

“Simple,” grinned the billionaire, “I lied about my age."

His friend was surprised and asked him what he told her.

"Well," he replied, "I told her I was 87.”


Mike

Wilderness is my cathedral, and hunting is my prayer.
14 April 2018, 21:04
BNagel
Bah-rum-bump, DISH!!!!


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15 April 2018, 00:04
Use Enough Gun
rotflmo jumping rotflmo
15 April 2018, 01:45
Moremonte
jumping Those Gold Diggers Will Go For Any Story!!
18 April 2018, 08:51
NormanConquest
And as Hef said a few years ago before his passing,'the best thing out there today is viagra.'


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