THINGS THAT THE_MARK CARDS DON'T SAY
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> My tire was thumping.
> I thought it was flat
> When I looked at the tire...
> I noticed your cat.
> Sorry!
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> Heard your wife left you,
> How upset you must be.
> But don't fret about it...
> She moved in with me.
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> Looking back over the years
> that we've been together,
> I can't help but wonder...
> "What the hell was I thinking?"
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> Congratulations on your wedding day!
> Too bad no one likes your husband.
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> How could two people as beautiful as you
> Have such an ugly baby?
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> I've always wanted to have
> someone to hold,
> someone to love.
> After having met you ..
> I've changed my mind.
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> I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
> I never believed in Hell until I met you.
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> As the days go by, I think of how! lucky I am...
> That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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> Congratulations on your promotion.
> Before you go...
> Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
> You'll probably need it again.
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> Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
> (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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> Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
> Almost Lifelike!
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> When we were together,
> you always said you'd die for me.
> Now that we've broken up,
> I think it's time you kept your promise.
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> We have been friends for a very long time ..
> let's say we stop?
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> I'm so miserable without you
> it's almost like you're here.
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> Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.
> Did you ever find out who the father was?
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> Your friends and I wanted to do
> something special for your birthday.
> So we! 're havi ng you put to sleep.
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> So your daughter's a hooker,
> and it spoiled your day.
> Look at the bright side,
> it's really good pay.