Gorilla Sex

A small zoo in the South

obtained a very rare species of gorilla.

Within a few weeks the gorilla, a female,

became very difficult to handle. Upon examination,

the veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla

was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no

male gorilla available. Thinking about their problem,

the Zoo Keeper thought of Bobby Lee Walton, a redneck

part-time worker responsible for cleaning the animal cages

Bobby Lee, like most rednecks, had little sense but

possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

The Zoo Keeper thought they might have a solution.

Bobby Lee was approached with a proposition. Would he

be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00?



Bobby Lee showed some interest, but said he would have

to think the matter over carefully. The following day, he

announced that he would accept their offer, but only under

five conditions:



"First" , Bobby Lee said, "I ain't gonna kiss her on the lips."

The Keeper quickly agreed to this condition.



"Second" , he said, "She must wear a 'Dale Earnhardt Forever'

T-Shirt." The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



"Third" , he said, "you can't never tell no one about this."

The keeper again readily agreed to this condition.



"Fourth" , Bobby Lee said, "I want all the children raised

Southern Baptist." Once again it was agreed.



And last ," Bobby Lee said, "I'm gonna need another week to

come up with the $500.00.

you man that joke is just now getting out to Oregon?

In another version, Bobby Lee agrees to do it on 2 conditions. One, that they tie her up, and two, that they put a bag over her head. The zookeepers agree.

So, they make the arrangements and Bobby Lee goes to work. The gorilla gets more and more excited until suddenly she rips loose of her bonds, grabs him in a big gorilla hug and starts humping like crazy.

Bobby Lee starts screaming "Get it off, get it off!!"

The zookeepers run forward and start pulling at the gorilla's arms to get her loose, when Bobby Lee yells "No, the bag! The bag! I wanna kiss her!!"