Irish blonde...

An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." with that, she stripped off all but her jewelry, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...are men!

I Would Have Been Watching Her Also And Declared That My Bet Was Same As Hers!!!!

I recall hearing a story on NPR a few years ago where this woman was visiting a ladies-only spa in a hotel in downtown Manhatten. She had her 3-year-old little boy with her (at that age they don't count) when the kid took off out the door, across the lobby heading for the street. The woman (literally) streaked across the lobby + grabbed her son + went back into the spa. Afterward, she was talking to some girlfriends + the subject came up, if you have to cover yourself in a hurry, should it be the breasts or groin? One lady said, "Your face."