WEDDING

At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say
concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand
up and
talk, or forever hold their peace.

THE MOMENT OF UTTER SILENCE WAS BROKEN BY A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN
CARRYING A CHILD.

SHE CAME FROM ALL THE WAY BACK AND

STARTED WALKING SLOWLY TOWARD THE PASTOR.

EVERYTHING QUICKLY TURNED TO CHAOS. THE BRIDE SLAPPED THE GROOM.

THE GROOM'S MOTHER FAINTED.

THE GROOMSMEN STARTED GIVING EACH OTHER LOOKS AND WONDERING
how best to help save the situation.
The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward?

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?"

The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."

Typical of many "jump to conclusions" situations....and funny as hell!
Thanks, Zeke

Guilty Till Proven Innocent!!