You know you're from California if:

1. Your co-worker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

2. You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.

3. You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a
conversation in English.

4. Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is
named Flower.

5. You can't remember . .. is pot illegal?

6. You've been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor.

7.. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are
grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

8. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

9. A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

10. Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

11. Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball
cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George
Clooney.

12. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

13. You can't remember . . is pot illegal?

14. It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news
station: "STORM WATCH.."

15. You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all
busy with their cells or pagers.

16. It's barely sprinkling rain outside, so you leave for work an hour
early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

17. HEY!!!! Is pot illegal????

18... Both you AND your dog have therapists, psychics, personal trainers
and cosmetic surgeons.

19.. The Terminator is your governor.

20. If you drive illegally, they take your driver's license. If you're
here illegally, they want to give you one.

Soon the rest of the country will be just like the West coast.


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you are starting to scare me just a little...

Rich

And the Governor's name is a redundancy.

Here's another one:

#21) Even though every plan and policy in your own state has failed miserably, you still think you can decide what is best for the entire nation.

quote:

Originally posted by MAC:
Here's another one:

#21) Even though every plan and policy in your own state has failed miserably, you still think you can decide what is best for the entire nation.

Replace "nation" with "world" and it sounds like the French.

Sounds like you have spent some time here

21.The only real Boobs there are in the goverment.
22. You know what Arugula is and enjoy it with a Goat cheese dressing

23. Land, that might at any time slough off into the ocean, costs 10x as much as anywhere else.

quote:

Originally posted by mousegun1:
21.The only real Boobs there are in the goverment.
22. You know what Arugula is and enjoy it with a Goat cheese dressing

I already claimed #21. You're count is a little off, just like Kali.

quote:

Originally posted by Malloy805:
Sounds like you have spent some time here

That would be affirmative. I spent 1990-1993 at the Concord Naval Weapon Station in the Bay area early in my Navy career. I got so disgusted with the State of Confusion that I got the hell out of there as soon as I could. When I left, I took I-80 east and stopped as soon as I crossed the Nevada line. Then I walked back to the border and took a piss on Ca.

I vowed that I would never set foot there again. To this day, I would pay cash money for an ass whipping before I ever allow my shadow to darken one square inch of that place.

So, you don't like Kalifornian?

How do you feel about it Mac?