I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really
preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church, I
decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was
because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All
Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again,
and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold, my car had been
stolen!

Sounds about right!

Serves you right.