Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down
next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news
came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large
building preparing to jump.

The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"

Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet
he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"

Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off
of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed
her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."

Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock
news and knew he would jump."

The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."

Jack took the money

Classic

That one always made me laugh