A wife accompanies her husband to his physical check up.

After the exam the doctor asks to speak to the wife alone.

The doctor says: " Your husband is in a very bad way but, fortunately, if you follow my instructions he should be OK. First, every morning you should send him off to work with a lovingly prepared breakfast of whatever he wants from you. Jump immediately to do whatever he wants. In the evening, you should give him a dinner fit for a king. Again, whenever he gives as a request or wish -treat it like an order. Above all, make love with him , whenever and as he wishes.

The doctor concludes: " If you do all this, I think your husband will not die".

Driving home from the doctor's office, the husband asks: "What did the doctor say to you?"

The wife replies: " He said you're gonna die".