Did you hear about the Walk to Cure Alzheimer's?

It only has a starting line.

Let's just hope nobody in your family ever develops Alzheimer's. This won't be quite as humorous to you then...

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Originally posted by Idaho Sharpshooter:
Let's just hope nobody in your family ever develops Alzheimer's. This won't be quite as humorous to you then...

Sign over the entrance reads "Humor".

I hope that AR can stay away from having to hang another one saying "Warning: possible triggers for hypersensitive souls"

And before you ask, lots of people died in my family, from a lot of things - including Alzheimer... Crowd, please keep on with the jokes, laughing always beats sulking.

Yu can tell them the same joke every day

Two old geezers sitting in front of the bone home.
First says: I feel old, my back is crooked, my knees are shot and i'm hard of hearing.
Second says: I feel like a newborn.
First: How's that?
Second: No hair, no teeth and i just shat myself.

The well known phrase, "I" before "E" except after "C" usually applies, except in "Alzheimer"s"...What happened, did they forget?

Btw Alzheimer's runs in my family. My fther had it along with hiS father & mother,
it was fun f'n with them.
I know comrback will be a mofo

When my grandfather was first diagnosed, he was fond of saying that "he had halfheimers, he wasn't all the way there yet". Based upon what his doctor told him, he then diagnosed me with wisenheimer's.
He would also say "if you can't laugh in the face of misery, then what can you laugh at". Then he would turn lovingly to his wife and laugh in her face.
Some of his pre-Alzheimer's favorites were walking through the house tossing an apple in the air and catching it while saying "an apple a day keeps the doctor away". My grandmother was a doctor.
And, I don't believe in divorce, but sometimes I wish I did.

They were married for 52 years when he passed. He had no last words, she was with him to the end.

My Dad has Alzheimer's and getting pretty bad but still jokes about it
Like " Come to see me before I forget who you are"
Like he says, 81 and good life, and it has to end sometimes and not always well