The pastor of a Baptist church had called all of the little children
to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had
them sit around him.

He said "Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful.
Today we're going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what
the resurrection is?"



One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor
said "Please tell us what the resurrection is".

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice

"When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!"

It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter
going on that his sermon was probably forgotten - but that little boy's voice won't be.

That kid had watched too many T. V. ads!

Woke everybody up though did'nt he?

Like that one as I just got back from a church retreat